HUMOR BLOG: Women's Month

Women, the pinnacle of evolution. If we take evolution to mean the development of brains, beauty and proficiency, it's easy to see why they didn't name the process Adam-olution.

A woman told me the following at a gig, so I include it to show that guys can take a joke:

Q: What's the difference between an intelligent man and a UFO?

A: Who knows? There's no real proof that either of them exist.

At least, I think she was joking.

So, on behalf of all guys, I apologise for… Well, you know what we did wrong better than we ever will. We pursue you like puppies do their tails. You puzzle and exasperate us but we never grow tired of you.

Yes, we love you and yes, we know we don't ask for directions, but that's your fault. Our mothers, the first women in our lives, told us never to stop and talk to strangers.